Jackie O! 
I know you think I’m obsessed with America’s #1 party girl, but really folks! Did I hear correctly when Paris Hilton’s publicist predicted that his client’s wedding to the grotesquely tattooed, but very rich Greek tycoon of the same name will be reminiscent of Jackie and Aristotle’s 1968 nuptials? GET REAL! What was her handler smoking? My guess is that it will be more like Star Jones’s wedding. AND, the marriage will last less than a year. Six months perhaps. I do see, however, the reality series taking place on a Greek Love Boat.