News Flash from yesterday’s Detroit Free Press : wrestlers representing Donald Trump and WWE’s Vince McMahon will face off in a Detroit ring on April Fool’s Day in Battle of the Billionaires. The “loser” shaves his head. (Could this be true?)
Now I know many of you were hoping to see The Donald and Rosie come to fisticuffs. And I’m sure you would have settled with the loser getting a baldy (versus a bloody skull). Unfortunately, we’re stuck with two of the planet’s biggest self-promoting pugilistic pretenders as opposed to a modern twisted version of Billy Jean King versus Bobby Riggs.
Since we’ve already entered the realm of disbelief (and there are no negatives in a brainstorm), I would like to recommend three publicity-producing add-ons:
Donald, Vince — you guys aren’t above that, are you?