Wall Street and Kitchen Sinks

As the stock market plunges to its biggest one day loss since 1987, an enterprising producer at CBS “Early Show” crowd-sourced this query on Profnet:

[Limited to New York] We are doing a high-tech kitchen makeover in New York City for the CBS Early Show. I need someone who will let me re-do their kitchen with high-tech appliances, including an oven and refrigerator. Must be in New York and must own their own home so that we can install appliances. Must also be willing to be on camera to unveil kitchen. Contact: Name/Contact info withheld (to protect the innocent)

Do ya think she’ll find any takers?