This one is to be filed under the anals of “s**t happens,” along with the urine-tampered Mountain Do, the syringe in the Pepsi bottle and the finger in Wendy’s famous chili.
Home Depot is being sued (oh what a litigious society we live in!) by a man whose derriere was glued to a toilet seat at a Home Depot store. Look for a settlement.
And next time use the seat protection.